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Before autocorrect, before the cloud, before anything worked properly the first time. A look at the technology that got us here.

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When Flash was the web's favourite shortcut to animation and interactivity

When Flash was the web's favourite shortcut to animation and interactivity

Flash brought animation, games, audio and video to a great many websites before open standards caught up. Its security, performance and mobile limitations helped browsers and Adobe move away from it; Steve Jobs supplied a memorable shove, but he did not single-handedly switch it off.

Published 28 Aug 2026

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When screensavers protected CRTs (and Flying Toasters took over the office)

When screensavers protected CRTs (and Flying Toasters took over the office)

Screensavers helped reduce burn-in on CRT displays by keeping static images moving or replacing them. They were not required in every situation, and power-saving display modes eventually made the practical job less relevant; the flying toast was mostly there because beige offices needed help.

Published 22 Aug 2026

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When Norton Antivirus became the thing people complained about most (because it made computers noticeably slower)

When Norton Antivirus became the thing people complained about most (because it made computers noticeably slower)

It was supposed to keep your PC safe, but Norton's reputation suffered as users complained it made their computers noticeably slower. The software that was meant to protect against threats became a common target of user frustration over performance issues.

Published 14 Aug 2026

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The sound your dial-up modem made (and what it was actually doing)

The sound your dial-up modem made (and what it was actually doing)

That screeching, whooshing handshake wasn't just noise — it was your computer literally negotiating connection speeds in real-time, out loud. Understanding what was happening during those 30 seconds makes you appreciate both how far we've come and how clever the engineers were with what they had.

Published 12 Aug 2026

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When Java applets promised to run anywhere (but mostly just asked you to update Java Runtime Environment)

When Java applets promised to run anywhere (but mostly just asked you to update Java Runtime Environment)

Write once, run anywhere was the pitch. The reality was security warnings, endless updates, and that little Java icon spinning forever while your browser froze trying to load an interactive chart.

Published 12 Aug 2026

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why dot matrix printers refuse to die

why dot matrix printers refuse to die

Whilst the rest of printing technology moved to lasers and inkjets, dot matrix printers are still hammering away in warehouses, clinics, and anywhere that needs carbon-copy forms or continuous paper feeds. The noise is horrendous and the output looks prehistoric, but nothing else can print through five layers of paper at once.

Published 7 Aug 2026

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the surprising longevity of fax machines

the surprising longevity of fax machines

Fax machines were supposed to disappear with the invention of email, yet they're still humming away in legal offices, hospitals, and Japanese businesses that trust a phone-line confirmation tone more than any encrypted cloud service. Here's why a technology from the 1960s remains legally binding in ways PDFs never quite managed.

Published 5 Aug 2026

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When Windows XP refused to die (and why IT departments were still clinging to it in 2014)

When Windows XP refused to die (and why IT departments were still clinging to it in 2014)

Microsoft ended support in 2014, but XP kept running on ATMs, hospital systems, and that one critical machine in accounts that nobody dared upgrade. It wasn't stubbornness — it was that nothing else worked with the legacy software everyone depended on.

Published 3 Aug 2026

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When MSN Messenger let you annoy people with custom emoticons and nudges

When MSN Messenger let you annoy people with custom emoticons and nudges

MSN Messenger was how you spoke to friends in the mid-2000s, with away messages that doubled as passive-aggressive status updates and a 'nudge' feature specifically designed to irritate people who were ignoring you. Your email address was your username, which seemed fine at the time.

Last updated 3 Aug 2026

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When Adobe Shockwave was the premium version of Flash (and nobody could quite explain the difference)

When Adobe Shockwave was the premium version of Flash (and nobody could quite explain the difference)

Shockwave came first and could do more — 3D graphics, Director files, proper games — but Flash was smaller, simpler, and won by being good enough. By the time Shockwave mattered, everyone had moved on.

Published 26 Jul 2026

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The Rise and Fall of the PalmPilot

The Rise and Fall of the PalmPilot

Before our phones turned us into perpetual notification victims, the PalmPilot proved you could actually get stuff done with a grey, stylus-wielded slab that barely needed charging.

Last updated 3 Aug 2026

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Watching the Blocks Move in Disk Defragmenter

Watching the Blocks Move in Disk Defragmenter

The therapeutic, anxiety-inducing story of the software tool that physically rearranged our hard drives, block by colorful box, while we sat in absolute stillness hoping it wouldn't crash.

Last updated 3 Aug 2026

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Facing the Dreaded Blue Screen of Death

Facing the Dreaded Blue Screen of Death

The surprising story of the crash screen that terrified a generation—from the Microsoft executive who drafted it to the hidden business-grade engine that finally killed it.

Last updated 3 Aug 2026

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Wrestling with Clippy in Early Microsoft Office

Wrestling with Clippy in Early Microsoft Office

If you typed "Dear..." in Microsoft Word in 1997, you knew exactly what was coming next: a tapping sound, two unblinking googly eyes, and a paperclip asking if you knew how to write a letter.

Last updated 3 Aug 2026

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Saving Your Life’s Work on a Floppy Disk

Saving Your Life’s Work on a Floppy Disk

A nostalgic look back at the days when a single stray magnet, a rogue cat hair, or a crumb from your toast could instantly destroy your entire university degree.

Last updated 10 Jul 2026

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Survival in the Turbo C++ Era

Survival in the Turbo C++ Era

A breakdown of the rigid, semicolon-obsessed world of Turbo C++ and the manual labor it took to build software before AI turned coding into a conversation.

Last updated 3 Aug 2026

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Writing Your First Site in Notepad

Writing Your First Site in Notepad

A look at the satisfyingly simple (and occasionally maddening) process of building the early web one HTML tag at a time in Windows Notepad.

Last updated 3 Aug 2026

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